effective immediately

The Burger Court will henceforth be known as the "Food Court"

I'm hungry

Highlights of the first week of 2L year

I'll write more about the summer soon. For now here are some highlights from last week, the first week of 2L year:

* Playing tennis with people other than my brother for the first time in years

* Seeing my friends in casual clothes again (I'll tell you more about our interviews in NYC)

* Finding out that my new roommate is pretty laid back, likes the same music I do, and doesn't cook in thong underwear

* Revisiting Insomnia Cookies (Jesus Christ what do they put in these things)

* Playing the war-weary wiseman to my 1L mentee who is actually older than me

* Wearing this shirt to a wear-white party; wishing someone would complain so I could say "Well put me on the ballot and call me Ralph Nader cause this is a green party now" (maybe it's a good thing no one complained)

* Having no class on Friday (this is a highlight of every week)

* Meeting batshit insane LLMs (foreign students) who dance as if their hearts will stop if their legs do

* Convincing a cute 1L who didn't know what Walt Disney looked like that Disney modeled Mickey Mouse after his own appearance

* Getting (1) a postcard from Persistence of Vision, and (2) my hopes up.